wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

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Copper Wire

Electrical wiring made from copper. Invented when two Jews found the same penny on the ground.

I'm glad those Jews invented copper wire.

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Pull the wire

Masturbating. Beating off. Jerking off.

Oh MAN, just LOOK at those knockers!! I'm off to home..got to pull the wire..

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free wired

when u free to be yourself and wild out.. and stay wired all night to party, stay online... and stay connected with the peeps

.the party was free wired all nite !!~!

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v-wire

Short for "virtual wire," refers to a "wireless" connection between two devices performing encrypted communications via radio-frequency transmission (especially in the case of a computer and a wireless access point).

According to my networking professor, the two-way transmission between a wireless NIC and an access point is basically the same as a wire. He even made up a word for it: "v-wire."

In a wireless internet connection, packets are transmitted through a v-wire between the computer and the wireless router or gateway it's connected to.

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Wire Hanger

That funny shaped metal object that people use to hang up clothes

That metal object, when straightened out, which is used as an optional abortion tool

When unbent, the most versatile tool for unlocking a car.

Timmy:"I need to hang my clothes up, on this hanger"

ex.2
Jack:"my wife is pregnant"
Dominic:"Don't worry, I have a wire hanger"
Wife:"OH SHIT"

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lime wire

a program for your computer to download all sorts of goodness music and you can just sit back, relax, and enjoy some musics right from your own personal music folder.

napster sucks, morpheus sucks, bear share sucks, its all about lime wire.

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