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when you are in any kind of theatriacal production, DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PRODUCTION OUTSIDE OF THE THEATER. The only exception is to cofirm you have a part and are in the production.
random friend: Dude I heard tour in the school play?
You: Yes.
random friend: Got any good parts?
you: yes.
random friend: Well what are they?
you: You'll have to find out at the production, theater ruel # 1.
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Hey, do you see that theater cunt over there?
Yeah, he's such a fucking faggot.
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Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.
Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.
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When you are in a production do not sing songs or quote lines that are not yours unless instructed by a director or theatrical supirior.
katei: "Et tu brute"
Zach: That my line... theater ruel # 2
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The place where william likes to have sex
Lets go to the corner of the movie theater
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A phenomena where a new business or service initially creates much excitement or popularity, followed by weeks of less business.
Person 1: Yo, do you think that the casino that just got table games is gonna be crowded the second weekend its been open?
Person 2: Na man, its the Movie Theater Effect. They were probably most crowded last weekend- this weekend they should be a lot less crowded.
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One of the best Web Comics around, comprised of the follwing characters, the rouge elven Theif. Who conned everyone into him becoming Team Leader. The stab happy Black MAge, who wants to kill the team and possibly get it on with White Mage. The idiotic Sword loving dolt Fighter, who stupidly enough, is the reason this comic exsists. The Dice User (See: D&D Reject ) Red Mage, who tries to do everything in Dungeons and Dragons terms. The fighting Black Belt, who is most easily the character who stands out the most. because he came he from another time, (See:Time Travel) and the snae White Mage, who's Hammer and Healing spells are half the reason the bumbling idiots haven't DIED yet.
1:Theif:Let's just say the King's in no position to do that. *Holding Theiferia Contract*
2:Black Mage:You fool! I can only cast Hadoken once a DAY! I got nothing left!
3:Fighter: I like swords.
4:Red Mage: If I can just roll my 20 Sided Dice.....
5:Black Belt:What was I supposed to do? NOT Break them?
6:White Mage:They were for a new Orphanage!
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