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The time period between 2000 and 2009, an unnamed decade, not a whole "New Millenium."
"Zero" as in "things can't get any worse"
We've had history's worst Terrorist Attack, Natural Disaster, Hurricane and Corporate Fraud and we're only half-way through the Zero Years!
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A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.
"Now that is some Asshole of the Year quality shit right there"
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A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.
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1. A phrase used to describe a particular type of person who believes everyone loves her, but they actually hate her.
2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.
3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
1) GIRL: Heyy boyyss :
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!
2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.
3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
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A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."
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What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner
Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.
The amount of time you get for cocaine possession
“I did ten years for ya laddie”
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