a guy that steals chicks from other guys
alex is a poonie thief
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sum1 who steals anal virginaty and likes gay sex
invented by joe bedford
im not walkin home in case sum bum thief gets me
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A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)
Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!
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A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.
that joo is such a lighter thief!
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A sneak-thief is any type of stealthy, ninjaesque, tricksy, pickpockety character in Skyrim. Hold Guards spend much of their time talking down to sneak-thieves.
"Hands to yourself, sneak-thief."
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When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.
I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.
A person who sees your style one day and the VERY NEXT DAY tries to imitate what your style is to them and does it poorly while turning around and trying to say that your the poser.
"I went into 5th period this afternoon and guess who I saw wearing a skate shirt and ripped up shoes; yeah the same kid that was wearing glasses and a polo yesterday with dress shoes.... what a steez thief." thief, steez,unoriginal, faggot