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War on drugs

What you declare when you want to arrest black people for no reason.

Nixon declared war on drugs so he could keep black people off the street.

by 13576 July 2, 2016

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War Mongol

War Mongol, a.k.a. botox-Mongol, Vladolf Putler or Vlad the Poisoner etc. - the civilized world has a lot of names for this creep. Vlad is obsessed with restoring Russia to superpower, but it is still and will remain a developing country, yet with a nuclear weapon. This warmonger has begun to believe his own propaganda without talking about propaganda saturated sovoks whose state of mind has always been prone to propakanda and has made them the most ignorant peasants in the world - now this power-hungry prick has attacked against Ukraine to get more Lebensraum.

Mongols such as Genghis Khan and his sons were the worst mass murderers in history, but the combination of Mongols and the Russians is not too shy to kill civilians, as seen in Chechnya and Syria, a children's hospital in Ukraine is an excellent target for these savages because Ukrainians are "fascists." Putler's mental state is declining 'cause his time is running out, he is 69 and has a great future behind him.

General Patton knew these creatures, a part of his statement on 8 August 1945:
"The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russians have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

That fuckin' War Mongol has badly miscalculated by invading Ukraine.

by O. W. Tongueincheek March 18, 2022

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Shipping Wars

Where a bunch of people start arguing, and wage a war over which couples in a show were meant to be canon in a webcomic, anime, tv show,ect.

I went on this chat room, and there were all these people who started arguing over Homestuck shipping. The arguement quickly became a full on shipping war, and i got involved. Darn shipping wars

by T3r3z1 Pyrop3 June 22, 2013


skeleton war

a century-long siege against the fuckboys. many skeletons have fallen in the war, but the battle rages on.

it doesn't matter what you like like on the outside, because on the inside, you are a skeleton, and one day, you will slay countless fuckboys in skeleton war.

by Brian McBrian October 21, 2014

844๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Badussy War

The Badussy war is a war that killed millions of people. Nicki Baussy and Cardi Baddusy was included in this war. Peaches was crying about the lost of plum.

โ€œ The Badussy war was crazy โ€œ

by ratatatatatat12 April 23, 2022

330๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


emu war

Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius

American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*

by LordPapus March 2, 2017

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Console War

A flame war with fanboys of either Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft fighting amongst each other. They are often biased to supporting their system and their system only, not knowing the advantages of the other systems.

Nintendrone: Wi1 U iz best, Fuk ur grafices, N1n73nd0 4 lyfe!!!11!

Xbot: We haz online & intarnut & C0D s0 we r bezt niqqurz!!11!!

PS Whore: N0 PS4 iz shiny & thus bezt!!1111!!!

PC Gamer: Whatever *sits back and watches rant*

Morgan Freeman: And that is the Console War in a nutshell.

by picklestein June 24, 2016

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