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Third Party

A party in the United States to vote for when both the Republican and Democrats have Elitist Puppet candidates that thrive to the same exact politices. Usually never wins a presidential election, only once in the 1800s. In the 1990s, one several Gubernational Govenor elections when a few Independent Party candidates won title as govenor. Also, the Libertarians that are considered a Third Party are the only Third Party to win an Electoral Vote when one female candidate recieved enough votes to take one of the Electoral Vote. Third Parties include the Libertarians, Constitutionals (usually just referred to as Constitution), Socialists Party USA (recieved only 6,000 votes in all elections put together), Green, Independent, American Socialists Party (different than Socialists Party USA), etc. But still, they have less chances of winning a presidential election than Justin Bieber hitting puberty.

Michael: Aw, man, Shit Romney has won the GOP Nomination, Obama and Romney are both fascists puppets. Shit Romney is just a Republican version of Obama, they both will turn the USA into a Fascist Police State.

Some Random Dude: Then just vote Third Party.

Michael: Ok.

*Final Results for Elections*

Republicans: 278 Electoral Votes

Democrats: 268 Electoral Votes

Third Party (All combined) : -5 Electoral Votes

Michael: -_-

by TrollingandPolitics1234 April 21, 2012

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third derivative

a calculus term also called "the jerk"; it is a nerdy way to tell someone off.

person one: "you smell like feet."

person two: "Golly, person one, you can be such a third derivative."

by Kimfinn May 1, 2008

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third wheeling

third wheeling is when you tag along with shawn mendes and camila cabello to the beach, to a restaurant and literally anywhere else. it WILL make you feel lonely and you WILL be third wheeling the whole time.

omg people at shawn's miami concert were totally third wheeling him and camila

did u see the pictures of them from the beach? his team was totally third wheeling them

by memeing July 30, 2019

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third coast

The Gulf coast. Originally used to refer to the Texas coast and sometimes Texas in general, it now has expanded to generally mean the entire American region bordering the Gulf of Mexico.

While the term has been used for several decades in business names and catch phrases, the recent attention that Southern Hip Hop music has garnered has brought it into the limelight.

"The South is hip-hop's Third Coast, the final element making up the genre's worldwide holy trinity."

by JayJay Jackson April 22, 2006

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Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 October 20, 2008

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The Third Option

To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.

Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!

by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011

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Third Leg

A Penis

Woman, you best cram my third leg down yo throat!

My third leg is toned and ready to be massaged

by Grant July 18, 2003

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