Mel Gibson

a broken shell of a man that used to be a badass actor before he found jesus. his most recent and controversial film, the passion of the christ, is a very well done piece of art despite the fact it has nothing at all to do with christ's teachings. unfortunately, gibson seems to have lost his marbles. see his diane sawyer interview for proof. recently, gibson criticized the acadamy for awarding "mediocre films." apparently he is also a sore loser, being as the passion garnered not one oscar this year. gibson is best known for playing the title role in "mad max" and its two sequels. despite what people say, mel is not a racist or a nazi, however, his father is an open anti-semite.

mel gibson profited on jesus' death, yay! what a holy man!

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The "Mel Gibson"

First she blows you, then your burn her house down.

“You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

“How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”

“I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.” -The "Mel Gibson"

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mel gibson

Goddamn fucking cuckoo

"Jesus, how I love ya how I love ya Jesus"

"How dare you call me crazy?! This means war!!!"

"Boomchickiboomchickiboom"

"When you're a clowwwwwnnnn, nobody takes you seriouslllllyyyyy"

"KABLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

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mel gibson

old skool anti-semite

You kike!
What did you call me?
Jesus killer!
No need to get all Mel Gibson on me, shit.

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Mel Gncc

Ugly Bitch . Known For Being Hairy...CNT get Boys And Just Annoying.NoBodyLikesHerSadly

Girl:Do You Know Mel Gncc
Boy:Ewww She Is So Ugly And Hairy Jhezzz

Girl:Truss :-)

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mel gibson

v: (mel gibson-ed, mel gibson-s, mel gibson-ing) to melt down; to reduce or cause to be reduced any appearance of sanity, especially in some public way.

OMG, that postal worker totally mel gibsoned and killed everybody.

My powerbook mel gibsoned and caught my couch on fire.

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The Great Mel

The Great Mel is an amazing person that is beyond all in this world. She is comprised mainly of mellium, which is the most precious element ever to be found. It was discovered very recently by 'The not so great Travis'. This 'not so great Travis' is the son of The Great Mel. This explains his 'not so greatness', because he is actually part Great Mel.

The Great Mel is also known to be the worlds greatest drug, which has the effects of crack, but is actually good for you.

As stated in The Great Mel's testament:
-The Great Mel knows all
-The Great Mel see's all
-The Great Mel is all

The Great Mel has the only known copy of the testament, which was written by The not so great Travis, and contains a lot of The Great Mel's hopes, dreams, sayings, and most important of all, the "Mel Wheel", which describes The Great Mel as a whole. The "Mel Wheel" has the three things which make up most of The Great Mel. These three things are:
-amazing ness
-awesomeness
-greatness

This whole article has been provided by The Great Mel's closest stalkerizer 'The not so great Travis'. Actually, it is 'The not so great Travis' that has written the article. Yes, this was written by a half-god if you will, a close relative of The Great Mel. A son, a friend, a stalkerizer, and who knows what else:P

So next time you need a guiding light, just close your eyes, and think of The Great Mel...
(I know it works for me)

There is no real example of The Great Mel except The Great Mel herself.

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