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what do you do with pasta

What do you do with pasta?”
“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN” ~ Connor Ball from The Vamps

Hey mate? What do you do with pasta?”

“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN

by Jade Irwin February 20, 2019


do you smell bacon?

A phrase similar to "I smell bacon" indicating that a law enforcement officer may be in the vicinity. See Bacon

Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.

Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.

May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.

*black Crown Victoria rolls down street*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*

by henup September 13, 2007


Do you pay for porn?

similar to Do you like hobbies? , a phrase intended as a conversation starter in an awkward conversation, that really just makes the conversation more awkward.

Person 1: these are good burgers

Person 2: i know, right

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...

Person 1: So, do you pay for porn?

Person 2: wtf?

Person 1: ...

Person 2: ...

by Payforporn May 01, 2011


why do you exist

Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.

annoying person- "hi"
you- "hello"
annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)"
you -"why do you exist?"
annoying person- "..."

by ImHell666 April 24, 2018


do you want these hands?

Slang for "do you want to fight?"

Generally spoken while holding hands up open or in a fist indicating a fight coming

person 1: I hate Rick and Morty.
me: Do you want these hands???

by s.k.ivory September 28, 2017


Do you even English?

Anyone speak something a the person can’t understand and he/her thinks it’s english.

Sam: I not know this question for answer
Brad:Do you even English?
Sam:Not I know.

by RadicalMuffin August 15, 2018


Do you like waffles?

the song that makes you wake up in teh morning. it will also make you hungry for some waffelz. if youre hungry..dont sing the song..

do you like waffles? yeah we liek waffles! do you liek french toast? yeah we liek french toast!

by Alexis Rabago August 01, 2008