A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.
" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.
" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".
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An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.
You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.
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An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.
"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"
"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."
"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"
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To totally flip out and start beating on people, especially pasty white guys.
*bump*
"oh sorry about that"
"RON ARTEST,!"*flips out*
"OH GOD!"
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Sitting Texas Congressman and one time Libertarian Party presidential candidate. The only honest man left in Washington.
I bet Ron Paul's speeches on the floor of congress are a real annoyance to all the theiving, lying, murdering, slime-dripping scumbags there.
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A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!
Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.
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Generally, an American Indian, with a big purple dick.
Dude, did you see that big Indian dick!? That's a purple Ron, if I've ever seen one!