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1. someone who bombs structures using high class boms diguised as teddybears in cowboy bebop. 2. a notorious email bomber who fills your inbox whith useless crap mail.
Teddy bomber fucked up my email.
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After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and tries to put it in his partner's mouth. She refuses and he rubs the poop on her face. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.
TJ gave Mary a Dirty Teddy and she never had anal sex or spoke to TJ again.
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Teddy is one of the most amazing singers out there today.
He has a great voice and is so hot.
He can play guitar, piano and drums - so talented.
He has sexy bright blue eyes.
He is kind of dorky at times, but it's so cute.
He first got his fame from the single "For you i will" off the album underage thinking
He recently released 33 brand new songs to members of his fan club.
He has a co-staring role in the movie The Rocker.
And he meets his fans after shows, which is so great, since most artists dont do that.
#1: Teddy Geiger's song sunshine fires is so great!
#2: I cant even chose, all 33 of Teddy's new songs are amazing!
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a teddy duck is a titty fuck
Oh man, Ben got a sweet teddy duck from Kristin.
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A overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a goddamn bear.
"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe
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A shotgun
My opps dash when they see my teddy bruckshot
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When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.
Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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