A Soda Yoda is a soda whose drinker talks like the Star Wars character Yoda the whole time he drinks the soda. For example, instead of saying "this soda is yummy," a Soda Yoda would say, "yummy this soda is."
"That guy talks funny and he's got a cup in his hand--must be a Soda Yoda!" "Finish this soda, I must, for a Soda Yoda, I am."
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An apprentice or a hero/ine in the making. A person that is still not at that jedi level yet, but is destined for greatness
Nice one young yoda, you shall soon be a master of disguise
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a stupid little goblin fuck that deserves to be shoved in a blender.
baby yoda is responsible for multiple crimes, including inadvertently starting the war of 1812.
nasty little goblin baby.
from the mandalorian tv show.
god i want to play Baby Yoda's ribs with a mallet like a xylophone
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A vagina that is old, moldy green, and full of extra wrinkles. Originated from the Jason Ellis Show, allegedly.
Madonna definitely has a yoda pussy.
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The cutest thing ever and will destroy you if you annoy it. Don't get it wet or cold it will become a devil
Baby Yoda is evil if you get it wet. Don't get him wet. Or cold. Don't get me started on the cold consequences
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A short, ugly thing that is extremely wise, teaching important lessons to confused heroes, and usually quite skilled in combat, but always seems to speak in a highly perplexing manner, often scrambling their sentences up. Much like yoda from Star Wars, or splinter from ninja turtles.
Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.
Villains with Skeletor Complex often get their plans foiled and sorry asses kicked indirectly by the yoda figures.
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