cheese toastie

a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.

"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."

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toasty tuesday

when a group of really awesome people gets together and gets super blazed on a tuesday.

M: hey you ready to get biz-aked on tuesday
L: YEAH! I LOVE TOASTY TUESDAYS

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road toastie

A toasted cheese sandwich made for a guest to have on their trip back home.

Yo Dan, I'm heading home. Russle me up a road toastie for the drive home

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toasty machine

An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

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Cheese Toastie

A fake grilled cheese. A cheese toastie is buttered from the inside and toasted, while a grilled cheese is buttered from the outside and made in a pan. Only retards from Illinois and the Midwest mistake a grilled cheese for a so called "cheese toastie."

Hey what are you eating?
A grilled cheese

No, it looks like a cheese toastie
No, it s grilled cheese you central Illinois fuck

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toasty femboy

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Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.

Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.

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