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Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.

Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash

by Lord Gott March 29, 2013


Nigga Ton

Unit of measurement of someone dick's power

My dick has a power of 500000 Nigga tons

by NathanLegg April 8, 2017


Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023


Won Ton

YOU WANT FIVE DORRA WON TON???

Won ton

by A Nigger Boy July 12, 2018


Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke March 13, 2016


shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint December 16, 2015


Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 22, 2016