The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”
Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne
Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!
A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton
I have a shit ton of goats!
Unit of measurement of someone dick's power
My dick has a power of 500000 Nigga tons
My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.
When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.