Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne
Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!
A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton
I have a shit ton of goats!
My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.
When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.
People who are conservative and who try to destroy you with facts and logic, but just come off as racist, sexist and other forms of prejudice they spew. They often vomit out their favourite commentators talking points like copy and paste aswell as a total lack of self awareness.
Kaitlyn bennet is often their waifu and some pretend to be libertarian and claim the left are the nazis.
Op: you said you wanted to deport all muslims
Benne-ton: ThE LeFt ArE ThE NaZiS!
The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”