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butt tonsils

Redneck term for hemorrhoids

My butt tonsils are really screaming today!

by June 10, 2023


nice tonsils

What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.

Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018


Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

by Jimothy Tingles March 16, 2024


Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

by Nerdboy1982! October 24, 2019


Tonsils the cat

Why

Jhon: why tonsils? Tonsils the cat

by Panko2009 May 22, 2021


tonsil hokey

Making out. Franch kiss.

Ian Harding is a champion in tonsil hokey. Lucy Hale know this.

by plladdicted September 25, 2011


Trouser Tonsils

Testicles

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.

by sconniegirl October 14, 2010