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A fart in were the fart is so loud and deep it causes the area with in 10 feet of you to vibrate
Oh god dude I just deep tooted that class room
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a delightful expression of delight and excitement, followed by the swift arm movements up and down,using both arms, like a train driver pulling on two of his horns.
Mary-Betty: Hey Sue, theres a rawrsum party on tonight, your lover is going to be there.
Sue: "Woot Toot!" *moves arms up and down above head*
Mary-Betty: cya there weirdo!
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The famous saxophone player from wiltshire, UK. Featuring in such bands as The Aladdins, UUUD and of course, Bert's Apple Crumble - famously named after an anal sex act
Uuud - "i HAVE YOUR FACE!"
The Aladdins "he walked off stage once and quit on their first and last ever show. What a legend"
Bert's Apple Crumble "Look at the naked one playing saxophone! Its Lazlo Toots!"
When you snort cocaine, but the cocaine is vodka.
Man, that vodka toot really burned, but then my sinuses were so clear. 10/10
An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.
Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.
I was at an autograph signing, and Manny Pacquiao ripped a balut toot. It smelled so bad it cleared out the room.
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