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go get a toothbrush

when a girl wants to show how wet there pussy is

I'm gonna go get a toothbrush to prove I ain't rasain dry

by Scrumptious snack March 20, 2017


Dirty Toothbrush

A dirty toothbrush is when a woman shits on her sex partners dick and he puts it in her mouth and rubs it just on her teeth.

lisa got a dirty toothbrush from chuck

by urbansexman August 22, 2009

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Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.

"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

by BurningBrook June 28, 2022


What Colour Is Your Toothbrush

The best way to start a conversation with a complete stranger if you feel awkward

"What Colour is your Toothbrush?" asked James "Mine's Red"

by Iainnnnnn November 30, 2019

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He fucked me with a toothbrush

This is when someone gets a wet toothbrush (preferably a vibrating toothbrush) and stick it up their nasty ass coochie hole, and act like their being fucked by a daddy

HE FUCKED ME WITH A toothbrush!!!

by Coochie Police May 2, 2018

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2 girls 1 toothbrush

As you figured, another 2 girls shock video, it's as bad as 2 girls 1 cup, but not as bad as 2 Girls 1 finger

In it, a girl takes a shit in a toilet, after that, the other girl took a toothbrush and brushes it against the poop and they brush their teeth with the shit covered toothbrush, it's best not to watch

Guy 1: Dude, did you watch 2 Girls 1 Toothbrush?
Guy 2: No, is it good?

Guy 1: You can say that
*After watching it*
Guy 2: You're sick, man

by Arc of Carona February 5, 2017

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He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

by Urmomhasasmalldick February 18, 2019

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