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Eating ass with a fruit roll-up tongue tattoo
Character 1: “I will never eat ass again! That shit tastes like shit!”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”
A guy who farts whenever he sees a particular individual. Specifically while near food.
Tootie boy attacked again at the cafeteria today, and boy did it stink.
A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."
when you fart while asking for a booty call
- vanessa from MO
Guy 1:Man, last night I was calling Vanessa to try and hit and I totally had a Tooty Booty Call! She laughed and told me she was tired, think I ruined my chances..
Guy 2: Hahaha, you fuckin loser!
When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."