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Metal Promoters supporting the Underground. Started in 2003. Booking the best Canadian Metal in Southern Ontario
Toronto Undead supports Evirus, Wetwork, Anvil, Razor, Eclipse Eternal, Will of the Ancients and more
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University of Toronto is the Harvard of the North this statement is based purely on fact. UofT is an elite institution where only the best of the best get into, thus those who come from wealthy families, ivy league preped their whole lives and somehow to top it all off are extremely goodlooking. The students at UofT possess an extremely over inflated ego and prance around the lavish downtown core with a superior air to them that says "soon this one day will all be ours". The UofT students stick up their noses to other universitys which they classify as second rate, those in which include "every" university other then their elite American counterparts Harvard, Princeton and Berkely- schools which they usually attend for further studies.
UofT where the best of the best go to become better then you ever will be.
actual perception of people downtown:
Sam- " is there something special going on down here today?"
John-"No... man its just the University of Toronto students they always dress like that"
Sam-" Oh cool..."
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A post-secondary institution in Toronto where people go to get a piece of paper that is supposed to earn them a tiny bit of prestige.
Pros: Some nice architecture, pretty flexible due dates (in the humanities at least), central location, profs usually know what they're talking about, huge ass libraries.
Cons: Some ugly-as-shit buildings, elitist/bitchy classmates (who also come with a hint of classism), nonexistent social scene.
Neutral: Profs mark a bit harder compared to other institutions, but with loose due dates it doesn't actually make a difference.
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StudentA: Where are you going next year?
StudentB: I'm going to the University of Toronto! So prestigious, eh?
StudentA: Well, I'm going to "insert Ivy League here", so suck it.
StudentB: T.T
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The female eqivalent of male circumsicion, where the clitoral hood is removed, exposing more of the clitoris.
That porn star has a clit ring AND the Toronto Trim! She is a superNympho!!
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A term describing a situation where you know exactly what you want and are serious about getting it. Lists of conditions may be provided.
A: "Are you serious?"
B: "Like Perseus of Toronto"
"I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside. I am Perseus of Toronto"
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Tha Ultimate DON of Toronto AKA THA KING AKA DANKNUGGETS
Bitchassbitch: YO fuck Perseus of Toronto
BAM!!BAM!!BAM!!BRAAAAAAPPP!!
"thud" "stomp" "stomp" "stomp"
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Lawrence-Eglinton area of Toronto. Full of white, stuck-up brats, which most commonly attend Northern S.S., Lawrence Park C.I., or North Toronto C.I. Residents spend a majority of their time is Starbucks gossiping about pointless shit that no one cares about. North Toronto mothers tend to share clothes with their slutty daughters and continue to dye their hair blonde, despite being 40-50 years of age. Typically as intelligent as bricks, they are impossible to carry a conversation with. Main priorities of North Toronto teenagers include smoking pot and getting drunk. Tend to be chain texters, and cannot live without their cell phones. Major douchebags in general.
How to spot a North Toronto girl:
- Roots sweat pants
- Uggs or moccasins
- Mountain Equipment Co-Op backpack (blue)
- Starbucks cup in hand
- Dyed blonde hair
OMG!! North Toronto hockey players r very sexy!!!!!!! i hope we can all get drunk at da afterparty so i can suck der dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lawl!!!!!!
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