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a pharma nazi is a person who thinks they know everything about pharma (transformers) and corrects people for stupid shit
normal human: "dude I love pharma"
pharma nazi (transformers): "actually *blah blah blah* 🤓☝️"
person who forgot how to spell pharma: "I love farma, he's so cool"
pharma nazi: "🤓☝️ it's actually pharma you stupid idiot butthead"
person who likes pharma: "I love pharma!"
pharma nazi: "I LOVE HIM MORE STAY AWAY FROM HIM I WILL RIP THE LEGS FROM YOUR BODY AND FUCKING KILL YOU I LOVE HIM IM IN LOVE WITH HIM HE IS MINE I AM HIM. I AM PHARMA I LOVE PHARMA AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME FOR I LOVE PHARMA MORE THAN I LOVE MY WIFE. MY WHOLE FAMILY MOVED TO ALASKA BUT I DIDNT, I LIVE IN A VAN WITH ALL MY PHARMA FIGURES BECAUSE I LOVE PHARMA HOLY SHIT IM GETTING A BONER JUST THINKING ABOUT IT I LOVE PHARMA OH MY JESUS CHRIST ALL MIGHTY I LOVEEEEE PHARMAAAAAAAA WOOOOHOOOOO"
Person who likes pharma: "Jesus dude you're a bit of a pharma nazi"
A scene from the movie, "Transformers (2007)" showing Megan Fox repair a car, that Shia LaBeouf was driving after it breaks down. Millions of people on the internet are known for masturbating to this, talking about hot Megan is and calling those who weren't turned on by it gay.
Person 1: Have you seen the Megan Fox Transformer scene?? It was so hot I cummed while watching it
Person 2: Megan isn't even that hot
Person 1: Are you gay??
A very extreme version of "beer goggles".
when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
the ability to transform into a fish due to and overdose of fish oil pills
"oh dam i did a fish transformation into a fish now cus of da fish pills"
When someone presents an alternate version of themselves online. Whether is from filters, glam makeup, photo editing, plastic surgery, or weight loss. Although they're not a true catfish, their online persona is different then who you'll meet in person.
Girl 1: Did you see Khloe Kardashian's new IG post? She has a different face from her last post.
Girl 2: Yea, she's a total transformer.
When someone presents an alternate version of themselves online. Whether it's from filters, glam makeup, photo editing, plastic surgery, weight loss, etc. Although they aren't a true catfish, their appearance in person doesn't align with their online persona.
Girl 1: Have you seen Khloe Kardashian's new IG post? Her face looks completely different from the last one.
Girl 2: Yea, she's a total transformer.
a transgender person who can’t accept what they are
That transformer cant
accept who they are