compensation truck

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.

Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.

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turnip truck

Metaphorical vehicle bringing rubes to Gotham. One who falls off the truck is hopelessly naive.

You know, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck! I know stuff about the Big City.

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What the Truck

also means what the fuck

Yo what the truck are you doing

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Jingle Truck

Any cargo truck, primarily used in the Middle East and Asia, that has been adorned around the bottom with a large number of metal trinkets, usually hanging from small chains, that produce a jingling noise while the truck is driven.

"Did you just see that?"
"What?"
"That jingle truck almost ran into that cab."

sick truck

What the residents of Chicago's ghetto call an ambulance.

Mr. Polices!! That motha fucka just bust me upside the head!! I be needin da sick truck.

Truck-kun

A mysterious, otherworldy being of inscrutable nature. He/She/It/They will randomly manifest as a truck barreling down a highway towards a poor, unsuspecting ordinary person, often resulting in the target's demise. Rumors suggest it may actually be transporting the victims into alternate universes that resemble fantasy versions of the High Middle Ages, that the victim may begin a new, wondrous life.

Reki: Did you hear? Some poor schmuck got ran over by a truck at the intersection. They somehow didn't find his body.
Kotaro: Hmm. I reckon it was Truck-kun. He's probably learning magic and getting all the ladies now.

truck sauce

1. (noun) Delicious combination of hot sauce, mayonnaise and other secret ingredients that is used as a condiment on subs created by the Shortstop Deli in Ithaca, NY.

2. (adj) an act or thing that is of a high degree of excellence.

1. "Dude, you have to get truck sauce on that PMP sub".

2. "Did you see that dunk by Lebron James?" "Yeah dude, he's the truck sauce".