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Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.
Hillary Clinton is such a turf monster.
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What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.
"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"
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When a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his dick until he cums all over them, however the chick has athlete's foot which can lead to an infection of the male's groin and inner thighs.
Kate last night gave me this amazing Turf Job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.
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1.To represent yo hood to the fullest 24-7 365....
2.hood,rough around the edges....
3.wearing hood colors,clothing,etc....
1.swade is hella turfed out, he bangs da hood everywhere he goes...
2.Ron Artest is turfed out lol....
3.We gon be turfed out at the club on saturday....
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A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.
I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.
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When you go down on a girl who has both crabs and meat curtains.
'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
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