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man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....
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a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
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Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.
He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story
It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".
"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"
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This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.
two in the bloody, one in the muddy-
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When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one
Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*
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teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three
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