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when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket
<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together
Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up
On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.
What the cantankerous Homer Bedloe gets stuck with doing every time he misses the Hooterville Cannonball and is therefore forced to take a manually-pumped hand-car along the tracks that run from Hooterville to Pixley.
The ultimate "puffed-up dandy-dude getting cut down to size for once" recurring gag-scene from "Petticoat Junction" is when Mr. Bedloe --- while embarked on yet another failed mission to scrap the Hooterville Cannonball --- is forced to perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with the handcar-lever as he solo-races a clunky hand-car from Hooterville to Pixley after he's either missed the train or is otherwise somehow prevented from "riding in style".
One way shape or form either alcohol or any sort of drug. Yeeeahhhhh!!!! Has you fucked up from floor up. I mean it’s awesome.
Did you just come from a party because YOU LOOKED FUCKED UP FROM THE FLOOR UP?? drank or smoked way to much.
Party on
Acquire money or items that you can sell for money By stealing jacking or swooping from cars houses garages warehouses or job sites
Come up/coming up: acquiring items you can sell for money by stealing jacking or swooping.
Tonight I’m going car fishing to swoop some valuables to sell for cash so I can come up;
A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.
Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"