up your fucking shut

When you're in an argument and you're so pissed off at the other person that you're unable to think straight thus letting out a poor execution of an insult

"You're a gay bitch ass nigga dude"

anger builds up "erGh GrAhgh gggGGG- UP YOUR FUCKING SHUT"

suicidal tendencies build up

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up...your ante

an unconscious(sic) desire for social intercourse
with a relative.

DON´T!! If you´re planning to up...your ante or for that matter anyone else´s ante think twice. You could be arrested for incest.

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tuck it up your tail

A frequently heard suggestion, made by one incarcerated person to another when contraband is passed and needs to be quickly hidden from the light of day from those in authority.

Here’s the radio you requested from Big Bubba, but you better tuck it up your tail pretty quick because here comes Sgt. Pimpleface!

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Put up your hand

What a girl yells to a guy when she wants to see how big he is.

Girl: "Hey! Put up your hand."
Guy: "Okaaay..." *puts up hand*
*girls giggle and whisper* "He's so small!"

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Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45

Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

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smackin up your brownie

what you do when you jokingly hit your black friends

you: hey wassup
black friend: nothin much
you: *smackin up your brownie*
black friend: what the hell?!?!
you: What?!? just smakin up my brownie, we tight...
black friend: hell yeah

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[throwing] up your [diamonds]

while getting your cock sucked push the scoundrel off ur shank then throw your legs above your head and let that filthy aniaml eat out ur ass.

last week THE BIG APPLE came to the garage so me and a few of my boys got our asses eaten. her friend said yo what are you guys doing and we said throwing up your diamonds.

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