Urinal Yield

When two males enter a public bathroom, the shorter of the two individuals assumes the smaller urinal allowing the taller male to use the larger urinal.

When I walked into the bathroom I totally had to urinal yield for Big Rick...

Urinal Cocktail

A urinal cocktail occurs when by chance piss begins to build up in a specific urinal, and all users of the bathroom are subtly entered into a non-spoken contract to not flush the urinal until it overflows.

I don't go to the west wing bathroom anymore because there's a serious urinal cocktail in there

Urinal Shitter

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.

Person 1: Yo! The urinal shitter strikes again!
Person 2: I know right, urinal shits are so gross.

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Ur'in Urine.

Ur'in Urine is a term said to someone who's wearing a onesuit, and accedentaly wet themselves. Following the patterns of molecular diffusion, the pee spreads through the fabric and will eventually soak the whole piece of clothing.

Haha, you wet yourself in that onesuit and now Ur'in Urine.

urine for a suprise

a dumb ass pun that should never be used!

"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"

urine sack

Another term for Bladder.

"Im going to go empty my urine sack now"

"Dont make me pour my urine sack all over you"

"Black people cant hold their urine sack, so they get out of class"

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urinal cop

short for "urinal copulator", this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his penis (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while pissing. this gives any passer-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than piss in it as normal males do.

dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn't he just back up a bit and arc it in?

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