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useless sack of shit

someone or thing that does nothing all day.

Chilichunk is a "useless sack of shit". He sits around all day and does nothing.

by Chilichunk November 30, 2017

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Useless as a damp SQUID

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

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Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart

Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"

by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011

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Useless white crayon

A racist
White person

You blacks are stupid said the racist, SHUT THE FUCK UP U USELESS WHITE CRAYON.

by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021

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Useless Crap for Crap

Another of Strong Bad's favourite sayings.

Why you useless crap for crap!

by Brian March 15, 2004

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USELESS PERSON

you

Your are a USELESS PERSON.

by MintyMike September 14, 2022

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useless anime characters

Basically... those characters who only trait is getting kidnapped or obsessing over a male character... So, no matter who that character saves, heals, or destroys.... he/she will always be useless in the eyes of a fan.. (I mean fans.. not friggen die heart, obsessive things who think they know absolutely everything about that said anime

Major examples of a useless anime characters: Sakura Haruno... The annoying pink haired... thing: "Oh, Sasuuukunnn!! Pleeeaasee let me bear your children.!! ANything for Sasuukuunn!!

Normal Fans: Goddamnit! Shut up
The fugly fans of Naruto who "Know everything" :Yeah, you go Useless character! You'll get Sasuke... even if you have to rape him!

Normal fans: looks at the fuglies and gets to safety away from the things.

Next one, is Orihime from Bleach. She may be a cool character, but she is in the line of being the useless character.

Yamcha from DBZ is pretty self explanatory.....

by Sasukee Uchihaa October 18, 2013

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