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McDouble Value Meal

The sexual position of a man sticking his penis in a girls ass while the girl menstruates all over the mans face making the McDouble explaining why the man cums and the woman menstruates. The value meal is represented by the woman's ass being the McDouble, the mans dick being the fries and the woman's period blood being the Coke from McDonalds.

She thought the McDouble Value Meal was from McDonalds but she was wrong when she was diagnosed with AIDS.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020


family values hypocrites

a phrase used to describe family who think they are better than others, have multiple kids out of wedlock, cheat on their wives, wives would never leave because they are too weak, 2nd and 3rd generation KKK members, there is a closeted family member, don't know the meaning of nepotism, but practice it because their kids aren't smart enough to be successful on their own, and the family loves the Palins, Bushes, and Reagan... They want everything to be like the old days, when white people were in power...

Now, those George's, they are the ultimate family values hypocrites...

by selgville153 November 26, 2010

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Value Added Tax

A tax added to an item to raise government revenue from every stage of production, cradle to grave. Referred to as a VAT tax. It was an idea proposed in 1918 and implemented in France in 1954.

The Govt wants to add a Value Added Tax, or VAT because they keep spending money and can't manage their money, as sales tax, income tax, and death taxes aren't enough. They need to keep raising money to support the middle and low income folk who in turn can't manage their money, so they will keep taking from them to help support them. An alternate solution is to prevent fraud in govt social programs and let people spend their own money.

by Korgon June 6, 2010

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Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020


Sexual Market Value

Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42

"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""

by A. Reynolds August 17, 2006

340๐Ÿ‘ 127๐Ÿ‘Ž


net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.

To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive

E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge

by GinderBlock February 2, 2012