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A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.
"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"
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The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.
Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*
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Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.
This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.
A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.
My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire
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heavy, thick flow during your period
My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.
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A type of succubus that requires male semen ejaculate to live. Although not immortal like the typical vampire, she does give her "victims" a glimpse into eternal bliss.
She was such a cum vampire that the head of his dick felt like sandpaper once she was done feeding.
An "entitlement" uses the coercive power of government to deprive one of the fruits of his labor and give it to the feckless members living around us in our society.
Welfare is one such "entitlement". It is a godless attempt to force charity. Unfortunately for those bent to this defective ideology, socialism, charity cannot be coerced. One can be forced to give, however, but instead of love as the impetus one does so begrudgingly creating the temptation to hate the agent of coercion (government) and the temptation to hate the recipient (welfare vampire). Additionally the recipient is tempted to hate the resource (working citizen) as the agent (government) claims the resource (working citizen) is greedily withholding money that could extricate the recipient (welfare vampire) from the current parasitic state of life
Only the welfare vampire can extricate himself from slavery to social cancer (socialism) by working to provide for himself. The welfare vampire, like any other vampire, drifts further into the darkness by gorging himself on the humanity he denies is good.
Socialism, a social cancer, promotes destruction of humanity. Creating welfare vampires is but one means to that end.
If you believe you are entitled to enslave others for your own benefit you might be a welfare vampire.
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