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Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

by LaughingAloud March 13, 2025


jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024


dakota vance

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere

Look at Dakota vance hair

by jimmy long nutts August 20, 2017


Caleb Vance

A very stupid kid who is never on topic

Oh yeah that kid is a Caleb vance

by Yuhhhhhh5264728; May 16, 2019


B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.

Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance

by actuallyB.Vance November 22, 2018


Doing a Vance

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.

by Pickle Richard July 24, 2024


JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025