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The state in which someone deprives their self of anything that tastes good in an attempt to save an animal that is already dead.
The vegan wouldn't eat the cake, cookies, or brownies because it was exploiting the chicken that gave the eggs.
The vegan had to be hospitalized when they became stranded on a desert island and would only eat the microscopic supply of celery in their pocket. Stupid veganism....
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vegan: a perosn who chooses to live life differntly and is constantly harrased by meat eaters ... who B***h and complain about vegans being nazis. VEgans are SOMIN'N HOT you can only achieve the greatest point of hotness if u where vegan ! TAKE THAT U UN-HOT MEAT EATERS !!
vegan people have reached the ultimate stage of humanity and hotness.
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Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.
Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.
They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.
Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)
Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)
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A vegan is a pot smoking liberal, living in a drug induced fantacy world where eating meat is wrong. To hell with the fact that meat has been eaten since the dawn of time by carnivores of all types. These people are dangerous, and must committed to a mental institution before they ruin the country.
Look, that lion just ate that vegan...how ironic is that?
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A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.
I told my vegan friend that their diet was unhealthy and poor for animal habitats; they tried to stab me with a banana but passed out due to exhaustion.
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Derogatory term for something uncool.
Buddy: Dude, that was so gay when she dumped her soda on you!!
Guy: Uhhh... that's... uhhm... not really cool to say anymore.
Buddy: Yeah, I gotcha. What I meant was... that was so vegan when she dumped her soda on you!!
Guy: For sure!
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