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a compliment or flattering statement said in an effort to get another person to do what you want.
"hey bro, just give your boss a verbal cocksuck before you ask for the day off to make sure you get it."
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vur-buh lee dis-lek-sik
1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.
-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
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To nourish and encourage male partners, friends and coworkers with compliments and 110% attention, and protect them from the evils of the world like the true cheerleading mama that you are
Boss yells at Jake.
Jake gets upset and walks out of the office defeated.
Jake's colleague Sara notices and comes over for a session of verbal breastfeeding.
Jake is now convinced hes a big boy who can take on his boss
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a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.
"haha, it looks like a dog"
"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."
"whatever."
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Venting of pent-up anger in string of unrecognizeable words
me: "You really want me to let you know what I really think of you, you mother-effing, effer!!!
other: "Yikes. Watch the verbal carnage"
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Also referred to as the "stop and chat," this expression, while crude, accurately describes the act of stopping someone in the street or workplace for an non-consensual conversation.
These awkward conversations leave the verbal rape victim feeling uncomfortable and violated.
"Why can't I ever walk past the boss without him verbally raping my ass?"
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"The term 'verbal rape' underrates the trauma that real rape victims go through."
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The frequent and excessive auditable discharge of the mouth producing abnormally thin and diluted substance.
Usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.
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