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When you lay next to a guy and place your left foot over his body close enough to his dick. Place the back of your knee on his dick (make sure he has a semi) grip the dick with your leg and stroke up and down. This is called the Vice Grip.
We were cuddling last night and I accidentally Vice Gripped him.
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A fictional TV show that is set in cold city of Eagan in Minnesota, it will be about two vice cops Sonny Cockette and Dickardo Flubbs, who keep an eye out for immoral activities in the city, but also make out in the squad car. A cop-comedy-action show.
Bob: What are you gonna do this Friday evening?
Steve: I am gonna sit at home and watch Eagan Vice
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Yo! Did you see miami vice??
Yeah, holy shit dude, the plot was lame, and there wasnt enough violence to cover up the lameness
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Anything that has to do with guys who are fat hippies and wearing hawaiian shirts
Dude, that Fat hawaiian shirt wearing fuckface is so Vice City!
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When sexual activity is interrupted resulting in tightness of the ballsack; prolonged over-exersion of the testes; blueballs.
(1) Karl: I was banging Jessica this afternoon, her parents came home and now i have this pain in my balls!
Danny: Sounds like you got yo' nuts in a vice.
(2) Hey baby, I'd love to give you some more sugar, but my nuts are in a vice!
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When someone is being a total dick or having a serious hateful/rude attitude towards everything/everyone.
Dude, you're being totally rude. What has your balls in a vice?
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The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.
Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!
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