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Otto Von Clutch is a up & Coming Wrestler based out of Knokx Pro Academy.
OvC was a Surfer before he became a professional Wrestler! Beating Pro surfer Kelly Slater, Jon Jon Flores at the US open pre warm ups!
Otto was trained under Rikishi, Gangrel, Count of California Black Pearl & Sinn Bodhi.
Otto has been seen as a security guard on WWE.
He was seen in Oakland a lot during 2018-2020 working for a company called HoodSlam!
Now you can check him at on Fire Tv with DEVOTION Championship Wrestling
Otto Has performed in Hawaii, New Mexico, California, Washington, Utah, Nevada, Texas, and just to name a few!!!
Otto Teamed with WWF legend Gangrel back in August for fighting words promotions.
He was also seen on the Amazon Prime Movie Kingdom of Gladiators The Tournament
Plus in a Music Video by Iron and Wine song called everyone's summer of 96
Dude that's Otto Von Clutches wave!
Don't touch the Clutch!
Yeah Brahhh Kadabra !
Figure out the Rest!
Totally Clutch
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.
Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.
He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.
See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.
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How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)
I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!
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A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."
He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."
Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.
"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."
"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."
-Otto von Bismarck
SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.
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Ferdinand Von Aegir is a character in Fire emblem Three houses.
He simply goes by the name of Ferdinand
His family is under the Adrestian empire. Ruled by the soon-to-be-empress Edelgard
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His name is often forgotten so don’t hesitate to say “I am Ferdinand von Aegir” whenever you go.
“Who’s that gentlemen in three houses with orange hair and a noble?”
“His name is Ferdinand von Aegir. “
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He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.
Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...
To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!
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