don't vote

DON'T VOTE!!!!!!!

Screw the two-party joke of a system!!!

What would they do if nobody but Lenny voted?

Do it,it would be so funny!!!!!

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voting virginity

Sadly, another thing that young people lose waaaaay to early!!!

God help us!!! Those air-headed college kids are going to lose their voting virginity this election. Thanks to them we got Obama!!!

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terrorist voting

In any election, the casting of a ballot by a terrorist.

Atta-ul Haq, a prominent al-Qaeda operative, voted in Pakistan's last democratic election, which was like 50 years ago. This exemplifies terrorist voting.

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vote for pedro

An article of clothing (usually a t-shirt) that is yet another trail-off piece of merchandise the creators and affiliates of Napoleon Dynamite are using to suck the largest amount of money possible out of what's left of their film.

Look at Rachelle. She bought a 'vote for pedro' shirt on our Ottawa trip. Bitch.

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terrorist voting

Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.

Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.

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Vote Flake

Someone that voted for Biden with the intent of getting Trump out of office. Someone that voted for Biden without any knowledge of what Biden was for.

You voted against Trump because you're a Vote Flake!

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Swigger Vote

A term referring to undecided swing voters of Black African ancestry.

Undecided black swing voters, also known as Swiggers, represent a major part of undecided voters in the '08 election.

The Swigger Vote will decide this election.

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