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1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.
2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.
3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.
I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.
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Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.
We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.
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When the first thing on your mind is "couch" as soon as you wake up. Then you sit there for hours and only move to get food.
When one of your roommates or friends just wakes up and sits on the couch right away for a long time, they are doing a "wake and couch"
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incredible song by the used off their new album (that surprisingly doesn't suck at all even though we all thought it would)
it. will. fucking. BLOW YOUR MIND.
it makes me wanna get fucked hard. :)
it's about zombies.
zombies turn me on. bert turns me on. very win/win.
loser kid: "blah blah blah some shit about shit"
sweet kid: "sorry what? wake the dead just came on and i fucking creamed my pants again. this is getting ridiculous."
loser kid: "you what?"
save your day, listen to it NOW!!!!!
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The area immediately behind a vehicle driven by someone who sucks at driving. Those drivers in particular who are either not concentrating at the task of driving or are not capable of keeping up with the speed of the traffic around them. You are in their suck wake if you are the unfortunate person immediately behind them.
Is the opposite of the draft wake that occurs behind large trucks and speeding cars that gives you a boost in speed. The suck wake actually provides you with less speed and drags your speed down.
I was trapped in the suck wake of the car being driven by the multi-tasking executive who was talking on his cell phone and ignoring the fact that he was holding up all of the traffic behind him.
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Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.
J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"
C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"
J: "I know"
C: "Break it out!!!!!"
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having your significant other plug your nose and give you a shotgun hit while sleeping. For some reason while sleeping it goes really deep in your lungs and you are high upon startling awake.
Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)
Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..
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