Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.
Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit
When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."
"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
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When you get a hand job on a busy city bridge
Marcus loves a wanky bridge, especially in Chester
When circumcised men get jealous of uncircumcised men
I have relief and I give relief to the women you wanki
its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha
that fat man was danky wanky dave
probably the server with most retards that will go tell you to go kill yourself just for fun. BUT they say it out of fun.
kids on Danky Wanky... dont to drugs