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After you work your long tiring work week, you eagerly await going home to relax and do things that require little effort and intellect for the whole weekend. During these moments of immobilization, your friends annoyingly become adamant in their attempts to get you out.
You: <I>Wassup, man. This week was brutal. I'm going to crash for 48 hours, oh fo sho. Chill weekend.</I>
Your friend: <I>OH HELL NO! I cant let you do that! This is the time for living! Time waits for no one! Man, look at it like this. Before you know it, we'll be old as dirt. And what will we have to show for it? Weekends where we wasted time!</I>
You : <I>Dude, its only one weekend! We've partied the last five weekends! Chill out, you tool!</I>
(hangs up)
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A vampire weekend is one in which you are staying up late, throughout the night and either not sleeping at all or catching up on sleep during the day time. Basically you are more active at night then the day.
Dude our vampire weekend so much fun, but i'm going to sleep for a couple days
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A boyfriend that is only available to you on the weekends or on vacation. Called the weekend boyfriend because you don't want to make anything too official due to the inconvenient circumstances of your relationship.
I can't wait for this 2 weeks to go by.... I will finally be able to make it up to Vegas to see my weekend boyfriend again
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Weekends in which buddys smoke weed for as long as possible. watch films, and just scoff food and be stoned, and watch 8 mile
28th of augest untill like the first of sept. me (muddy) and chris stonned,
*sheds a tear*
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It starts on Friday when you have a take-away then just keep eating crappy foods all weekend, but then start eating healthily on Monday
Friday
Charlie: 'Dude wanna get a Mcdonalds afterwork?'
Bethany: 'Yeah my weekend diet starts at 6 o clock'
Saturday
Bethany: 'I can't be bothered making a meal, ring up dominoes'
Sunday
Bethany: 'Whats one more take-away gonna do?'
Monday
Bethany: 'I'm starting my atkins today, never having a weekend diet again'
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woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning
man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend
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A girl who a guy only sees on the weekends because he is not really serious about her. Typically, he is only with her because she is offering something to him on said weekends (ie, sex).
Q: I didn't know Carrie was John's girlfriend. A: Oh, she's only his weekend girlfriend, nothing serious, just sex mostly.
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