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A warm welcome is when you go to the master bathroom,turn off the water to the toilet,flush all the water out,take a dump,wipe your ass,then put the used paper between the pages of a magazine,or trashcan.turn the water back on,turn on the heater,and lock the door behind you.
Me and Jethro were at Flo's party the other night,she ran out of food and drink,so Jethro decided to leave her a Warm Welcome as a reminder to get it right next time!
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The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.
As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.
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1) A gay bar where gay people feel comfortable taking a straight date who is questioning their sexuality.
2) A gay bar, or party, where newly outed homosexuals are welcomed into the gay community.
1) Bruce wasn't sure how to introduce Brad to his life style, so he chose to take him to a Welcome Den for a night of drinks and dancing.
2) As Brad was looking forward to making his entry into the gay community, his new friends hosted a Welcome Den party for him, in honor of his coming out.
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When new neighbors move in and you invite them over to your trailer with your brother-dad and sister-mom and do meth out of your cousins asshole
We invited the Smiths over for a good old fashioned Alabama welcome.
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A vertical, rectangular patch of facial hair on the chin worn to subtly suggest the wearer's proclivity for performing fellatio.
There were lots of hot dudes at the party, but I zeroed in on the one with the welcome mat.
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What you call a womans vagina when she uses it for the act of welcoming any and all good-looking new members into your community by sleeping with them before anyone else does. Similer to a welcome wagon but going the extra mile to your bed.
1-they call me the welcome mat because i hunt down the new guy in town and drag him to my lair before anyone else gets in theier pants
2- that chick is alameda's welcome mat for when the coasties pull into town
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Being used to entertain children, as it is a young teenage boy in only his underwear as he walks into the bathroom and states "welcome to chilis".
*walks into bathroom* and then says, "welcome to chilis".
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