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One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.
Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.
Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.
Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?
We did but he was killed in a raid.
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One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
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Ghost Whisperer is he name of a tv series. According to Longman English Dictionary, “Chinese Whispers” is “the passing of information from one person to another, and then to others, when the information gets slightly changed each time”. In the TV series, Melinda Gordon is the one who can see and listen to the ghosts and pass the information to whom it concerns, and she always does a good job.
Melinda Gordon is the ghost whisperer and helps the ghosts to cross over.
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A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.
That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard
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gay as in you whisper into the bum of another man
Kamila: why won't you have sex with me.
Doug: I just don't feel that way
Kamila: fucking bum whisperer.
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A proficiant fisher, who knows not only how to catch all types of fish, but also know what they are thinking and can teach others to do the same.
George is such a fish whisperer, he can teach you how to catch whatever fish you would like to target.
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A guy that can talk any girl into anal sex.
Becky is a total prude, but Chad is a butthole whisperer. He'll break her behymen in no time.
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