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verb. (to black widow someone)
To break up with a guy right after he orgasms during sex. This is the point where a guy is the absolute most sensitive and is the most likely be the most hurt by it. (This is assuming you are already having sex with him.)
Jess: "I think I'm going to break up with my boyfriend tonight"
Julia: "Hey, you should black widow that douche nozzle!"
Jess: "Yeah, I bet he'll cry if I break up with him right after sex"
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A football (or any sport) widow is a lady forced to get a replacement sex partner during the football season. Her husband is so busy lusting after the big macho football players that she can bring her boy friend over & screw him in their bed. The stupid ass husband never even notices.
A sex starved football widow has to go elsewhere for sex.Can be to a guy or another girl. Often it's the wife of husband's football watching buddy.
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a mail order bride who, upon arriving in her new country, tragically finds her intended husband dead.
Nadia spent all her money before she left Astana for wealth in Ameriky, but she returned in a few days as an e-widow, without two klugles to rub together.
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a black widow spider lives most of her life without a mate.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.
a blackberry widow sat quietly in the restaurant while her husband spent the evening hunched over his phone.
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1) Latrodectus Hesperus, the western black widow spider or western widow, is a venomous spider species found in western regions of North America. The female's body is 14β16 mm (1/2 in) in length and is black, often with an hourglass-shaped red mark on the lower abdomen. The female can secrete a neurotoxin which can be fatal (especially to children and elderly). The male is harmless.
2) Black Widow (Π§ΡΡΠ½Π°Ρ Π²Π΄ΠΎΠ²Π°, "Chernaya Vdova") (Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova,1 also known as Natasha Romanoff) is a fictional character, appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by editor and plotter Stan Lee, scripter Don Rico, and artist Don Heck, the character first appeared in Tales of Suspense No. 52 (April 1964). The character was first introduced as a Russian spy, an antagonist of the superhero Iron Man.
3) A prank in which the prankster (typically male fraternity member) pulls down his pants, spreads his butt cheeks and places his butt-hole on the nose of an unconscious friend (or nemesis) who has typically drunk himself into such a stupor he does not respond and is photographed multiple times in this toxic position. The name black widow references the black body of the spider represented by the prankster's poop filled butt-hole and and the dark legs of a black widow represented by the prankster's dark wispy butt hairs splaying in all directions on either side of the nose of the black widow's victim.
Example of a black widow:
Person A passes out laying on his back...nose erect and exposed
Person B approaches, giggles, shimmies down his pants, giggles again...spreads butt cheeks apart as far as possible to expose the black/pink bellied body of the black widow, then person B sits on person A's face so that person B's butt hole fits snugly over the nose of passed out person A. The butt hairs from person B naturally fall on the face of person A..splaying across his cheeks like the legs of a black widow...
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A woman you goes for long periods without seeing her husband or boyfriend because the latter is always away with his gay uncle (see GUNCLE)
Francine went to the spa to pamper herself after boldly announcing to her boyfriend that her days of being a guncle widow were now over.
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Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.
I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.
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