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my wifey fa lifetime is my all-time best friend, she’s always there for me, she’s very kind and caring and most importantly she is my wife ❤️😏
girl- is that ur bsf?
girl 2 - yeah 💕 also my wifey fa lifetime 😏
The Wife Of The Rapper TH3. True Hip-Hop Wifey Status Comes From Hitting Thick Girls Over The Head With Beer Bottles In The Club All In Order To Show Those Cunts Whose Man TH3 Really Is.
That Bitch Has True Hip-Hop Wifey Status!
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(noun) a woman who could have been your perfect match if circumstances were different/more ideal
**Inside Trader Joe's - Breakfast Aisle - Friday 5:45pm**
Max: Whaddya think, Tim? Organic Cinnamon Spice Oatmeal or Fat Free Blueberry Muesli?
Tim: Go with the Muesli. Oh shit! 6 o'clock by the avos. Don't look now...
**Max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes**
Max: Damn. If I wasn't dating Ashlee and I actually had my shit together, I'd be all over that.
Tim: Hashtag wifey from another lifey!
Max: Seriously!
Tim: We need to get jobs...
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a person who really loves his woman
James really has a hyphy wifey in his lifey, emma
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A pretty girl with curly hair.
“Damn you see that girl right there.”Yeah thats wifey type”
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A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.
2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.
3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?
Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.