Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

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where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds

Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux

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wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino

Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'

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