Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

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Potato wifi

Bad wifi that is bad and is made by lustrousaty

Dude lustrousaty wifi is bad and is potato wifi

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where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds

Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux

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