The worst person in the universe
I'm writing this to piss off my Mom
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the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude
me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded
true story
the best woman in the world that could live so respect and love her till the day u die and love her even when u are dead
i love u mom
a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise
"I didn't drink your beer!"
"Put it"
"On the moms!"