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Chad Johnson

One of the most exciting wide recievers in the NFL. Currently plays for the Cincinnati Bengals. He's known for his cocky attitude and creative touchdown celebrations.

Chad Johnson just caught a pass.

by tyrannus maximus October 13, 2005

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Silky Johnson

The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.

Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?

Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.

Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

by A7XDeathbatGNR January 24, 2007

289๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brian Johnson

The current lead singer for AC/DC since 1980. His debut album with the band was Back in Black, one of the best selling albums of all time. Replaced Bon Scott after his death.

Back in Black, For Those About to Rock, and Razor's Edge are just a few albums released for AC/DC while Brian Johnson was the frontman.

by GooseTKD November 11, 2007

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Mrs. Johnson

A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.

"Loxford School has the most dumbest headteacher. She must be a fucking rat"

Mrs. Johnson is a sket

by PeopleWhoAreDumbCunts May 21, 2019

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fairweather Johnson

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.

Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."

by Crimson X October 17, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


betsey johnson

Betsey Johnson is a female fashion designer who grew up in Wethersfield, CT, and now lives and designs from her Mexican Villa, Betseyville. She is known for her unique and funky clothes, which often include animal prints or other interesting details. She is also famous for her trademark blonde hair with bangs.

What is she thinking with that hair cut? Only Betsey Johnson can pull that off.

by BetseyJohnson December 31, 2008

60๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


maureen johnson

a performance artist in the east village in the musical rent. maureen craves attention. prior to rent, she dated mark cohen but then borke up with him and is now dating joanne jefferson. they have an on-again, off-again relationship.

"maureen johnson, just back frlom her spectacular one night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backward, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. which she aint never studied"

maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"

by iron_man June 23, 2006

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