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Wish wall withdrawals occur when a person decides to do another raid. In extreme cases these symptoms can occur when in orbit. Symptoms include seizures, anxiety, depression, panic attacks, headaches, insomnia, sweating, and delirium.
Reziyy experienced wish wall withdrawals while doing SOTP.
A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.
Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
a popular phrase to deny someone of something
"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'
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1. A remark of profound love, in which one expresses their unconditional support for another;
2. Something that usually, only cool people have the guts to say to others, because it is an remark of unconditional support;
3. (Sometimes) A bittersweet comment made when a person has nothing left to say to someone else, because the other person has not returned affection;
4. A figure of speech that inspired songs by Adele, CeeLo Green, Per Gessle and Eminem, for better or worse...
Fred: "I wish you the best, Hulk, for all that you've done, all you've become, and all your potential."
Hulk: "Aaaw gee Fred, that's really swell - thanks brah!"
Neymar: ..."What about me?"
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Peter Venkman: "I wish you the best Dana, you were really a great lover, but I see that you clearly prefer Slimer and his ghouls to my, let us say, human kinda love..."
Dana Barrett: "Uh? Fuck you too, asshole."
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The haircut any female will go crazy for
Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.
Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
A children's charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. Grant's a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.
Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, Timmy. What can our foundation do for you?
Timmy: ...
Foundation: Anything you want Timmy! Do you want to meet your favorite football player? Own an Xbox 360 and tons of games? Drive a ferrari?
Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.
Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what the Make a Wish Foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!
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