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Simultaneously playing two or more games of chess.
The informant was trading the same info with multiple agencies. He was playing Chess Without Borders with the CIA.
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The act of a man urinating while standing without touching the penis.
Guy1: "Why didn't you wash your hands?"
Guy2: "It's ok, I was flying without wings."
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The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.
'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'
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'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'
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Person 1: man, imagine a world without women!
Person 2: huh, that would be a real pain in the ass 😉
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Rebels without brains are:
-Rich bitches who have no sense of the culture of Punk Rock as a whole and have no clue where it originates from. They only see it as a style rather than this lost lifestyle.(I blame the fashion industry)
-Pseudo-vigilantes who have no clue what they're rebelling against as a blind drunk runs aimlessly towards battle. No goal, no purpose. Just flat-out stupid. Usually do not know what anarchy consists of. And are usually Mormons who listen to The Used and other mainstream sort of bands.
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Bitch1:Yo, this music is so raw, it's like saying "fuck you" to the cooperate world!
Bitch2:Your cell phone's ringing...
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80's band that gave us 'Safety Dance' and thats it.
How the hell does men without hats have a fucking greatest hits cd
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