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"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"
Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"
The opposite of "What would Jesus do?"
My girlfriend cheated on me. It is times like these that I wonder, what would Kony do?
if your confused say what would lucifer do
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A list of (usually five) people (usually celebrities) who you deem so attractive that you would go out of your way to lick them.
Smithy: Dude, did you see Rose McGowan in Planet Terror?
Adam: Oh yeah, she is definitely on the 'Would Like To Lick' List!
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the start of jake's mental downfall
Person: "To would talk mango"
Jake: "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN"
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an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.
Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.
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would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
yo jesus, microwave me a burrito
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