Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.
(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together
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A touch-activated blender used primarily to grind up $60 CDs.
Best Buy Clerk: "Would you like to buy the warranty for scratched videogames for $4.99?"
XBox 360 Owner: "Yes"
XBox 360: "GRRRRRCHUCKCHUCKCHUCKGRRRRR"
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a next gen gaming console that actually has overcome racism.
"xbox 360: Black one is called Elite"
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An online gaming network that allows white people to make fun of black people in the safety of their home.
Person 1: "I love being racist on Xbox Live!"
Person 2: "Are you racist everywhere?"
Person 1: "Hellz no. If I say this shit to a black man face-to-face, I'm gonna get wrecked. Use common sense."
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A really, really, really, really pasty white skin tone. When someone gets an xbox they invariably spend too much time indoors playing it, and the lack of sunlight they recieve results in a lack of melanin in the skin, turning them albino white.
Hilariously, this insult should be applied to people who through no fault of their own cannot develop a dark tan, such as the elderly, ginger-haired folk and computer nerds who should know better.
Max: "Hey, look at that pasty white guy"
Bubba: "Yep, he's sporting a real xbox tan"
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Idiots glitching their game to lag everyone and racist homophobic narcissistic punks who can't say two words without calling your mother's sexuality into question.
--Borrowed from Jason_B on Call of Duty 4 beta forum.
XBOX LIVE:
Person with "sample" gamertag: xxSN1P3Rxx
-Is 12 years old
-Really good at Halo 2
-Likes: glitching, your mom
-Dislikes: anyone beyond puberty, anyone who kill steals
xxSN1P3Rxx: OMG you n00b, u R teh GAYZoRZ!!!1 YuO took my kill you faggot!
Normal Person: Shut up, homo.
xxSN1P3Rxx: TahT'S wut ur MOM said!!!11!1shift!
Normal Person: Talk to me when your balls drop.
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Great online service, with practically 99% uptime.
Too bad Halo 2 is the only game played on XBL at the time. Also flooded with queerbags who talk smack who are protected behind their TV screen, and who don't have the balls to speak such insults face to face.
xbox live
8 Year Old Boy who Gets his Ass Beat Everyday at School: "You fukn nucka, you suck! I'm going to kill you!"
Me:*hits mute button
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